Characters
A complete list of playable characters in Megabonk. Click a name to open its page.
| Character | Unlock requirement | Default weapon | RNG Blessing | Notes/Area |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fox | — (Available from the start) | Firestaff | +1% Luck per level | Starter |
| Sir Oofie | — (Available from the start) | Sword | +1% Armor per level | Starter |
| Calcium | Kill 1,000 Skeletons | Bone | Speed builds over time (halved on hit). Gain damage based on speed | Forest |
| Megachad | Get Damage Tome to Lv7; then buy Aura | Aura | Stuns & blocks damage; cooldown −0.2s per level | Forest |
| Ogre | Kill 15,000 Goblins; then buy Axe | Axe | +1% damage per level | Forest |
| CL4NK | Complete Forest Tier 1; then buy Revolver | Revolver | +1% Crit Chance per level | Forest |
| Athena | Get Thorns Tome to Lv9; then buy Aegis | Aegis | More damage at low HP; +1 Thorns per level | Forest |
| Robinette | Complete Forest Tier 2 | — | — | Forest |
| Monke | Find & release Monke in the Forest; then buy Bananarang | Bananarang | Wall climb; +2 Max HP per level | Forest |
| Sir Chadwell | Complete Forest Tier 3; then buy Corrupted Sword | — | — | Forest |
| Tony McZoom | Complete 2 Challenges; then buy Wireless Dagger | — | — | Desert/Challenges |
| Bush | Find & defeat Bush in the Forest; then buy Sniper Rifle | — | — | Forest |
| Birdo | Kill 100 enemies with Tornado while carried by a Tornado (Desert); then buy Tornado | — | — | Desert |
| Noelle | Use Microwave to duplicate Ice Crystal 3× in a row; then buy Frostwalker | — | — | Challenges |
| Amog | Poison 50,000 enemies with Moldy Cheese; then buy Poison Flask | — | — | Challenges |
| Spaceman | Complete 6 Challenges; then buy Black Hole | — | — | Challenges |
| Bandit | Find & defeat Bandit in the Desert; then buy Dexecutioner | — | — | Desert |
| Ninja | Complete Desert Tier 1; then buy Katana | Katana | Execute on evade; +0.5% Evasion per level | Desert |
| Vlad | Complete Desert Tier 2; then buy Blood Magic | — | — | Desert |
| Dicehead | Complete 100 Quests; then buy Dice | — | — | Quests |
Note: After meeting an unlock requirement, open the Unlocks tab in the Main Menu and purchase the character (and any required weapon) with Silver.